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alarmingly functional in a seemingly dysfunctional world
Status By: Tommy
The main difference between me and a calender is that a calender actually has dates.
Status By: anonymous
If I open up to you, then you`re probably special.
Status By: anonymous
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Status By: anonymous
When people ask me "Plz" because it`s shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes."
Status By: anonymous
I don`t like when people stare at me. Unless you`re cute... you can stare if you`re cute.
Status By: anonymous
Hey girl, feel my shirt. Do you know what it`s made of?
Boyfriend Material.
Status By: anonymous
*gets period*
*starts singing*
If I were a boy...
Status By: anonymous
McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window....
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you`re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
Status By: anonymous

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