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I don’t listen to people when I’m texting.
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Dear fourth grader on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Sincerely, what`d he do, steal your animal crackers?
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Reading someone`s status and thinking `oh shut the hell up`
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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn`t done yet.
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You`re honestly the weirdest person I know, and that is why I love you so much.
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My parents said I should watch less movies and read more. so I turned on the subtitles.
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Teacher: "Class please pull out a piece of paper" Me: "Look at me now." Teacher: "Excuse me?" Me: "I`m getting paper."
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Sadly, no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.
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You’ve got two choices. You can either sit and cry or spread your wings and fly.
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cat : meow me : meow? cat : meow meow me : Holy shit. I can speak cat
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