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Can you cry under water?
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Why can`t Spongebob lift a couple of teddy bears, But he can lift Patrick`s rock?
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Why Doesn`t Glue Stick To The Inside Of the Bottle?
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Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep.
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Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing!
Status By: anonymous
Like if your browser windows are like that - First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.
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Comedy is a funny way of being serious.
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GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER: Because shit happens, even in the dark.
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool .
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LIKE IF: Me: "Yes, mom I understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
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