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Despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good like how does it manage to do that be tasty with no taste.
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What did the tiger say to the whale? Nothing! Tigers can`t talk. & Even if they did, the chances of a tiger & whale meeting are VERY slim.
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My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don`t hold the fridge open so long.
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I have two moods: Sleep is for the weak. Sleeping for a week.
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For a fun prank Twitter should switch the status box with the search box so people are constantly posting updates of who they`re stalking.
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Special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that I`m in music videos.
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Ads I can handle. Buffering I can handle. But ads that buffer? That`s just cruel. Kill me in the head!
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There are two types of people in this world. People that pee in the shower, and L.I.A.R.S.
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copy: you
paste: my bed ;)
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