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You know you`re ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
Status By: anonymous
Boy: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Well, not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit door.
Status By: anonymous
I`m not saying I hate you,… I`m just saying if we were being chased by zombies, I would trip you.
Status By: anonymous
To do list: 1. Buy a parrot. 2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I turned into a parrot!" 3. Leave it in a public area.
Status By: anonymous
Me: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
Me: Pikachu?
Me: Pikachu, where are you?
Cop: Sir you’re under arrest for throwing a rock at a police officer.
Status By: anonymous
How many facial expressions, do you have?
On a scale of
(Kristen Stewart -_-) to (Nicki Minaj O_o)
Status By: anonymous
"talk dirty to me!" "... mud."
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The best things in life are free until the government finds out and taxes it.
Status By: anonymous
President Obama can say anything and still make you feel safe.
Obama: "Look.. we gonna die... but we gonna die... TOGETHER."
Status By: anonymous
I hope I never go to jail because I haven`t memorized a phone number since 2001.
Status By: anonymous
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