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when you know something doesn`t fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else.
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"I wasn`t that drunk!" Dude you walked up to a truck and whisper "I know your secret..... Optimus Prime"
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#DIDYOUKNOW Apples in a refrigerator will stay fresh up to 10 times longer than on a counter at room temperature.
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LIKE IF you say "don`t touch me" at least 10 times a day.
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My main goal in life is to go to my high school reunion looking hot as f-ck.
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Women are more attracted to men who pay attention, someone who remembers details about them without having to be reminded.
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Idgaf = I don`t give away food.
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6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I`m tired.
2. I`m cold.
3. I don`t get it.
4. I`m hungry.
5. What time is it?
6. I want to go home.
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That sad moment when your internet doesn`t work and you don`t know what to do with your life.
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That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on.
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