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Silly girl, love isn`t free. It costs $10 and comes in a pizza box.
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Siri`s on her period. She needs an iPad.
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Every time I get settled on the couch with food, I always forget my drink in the kitchen.
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That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive.
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Did you know Adele is younger then Carly Rae Jepsen?
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Person: "What do you want for Christmas?"
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
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Nobody ever reads the rules for Monopoly except when there’s an argument.
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I always think I can fix the clumps in my mascara by putting on more mascara. I never learn.
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Everyone: "What did you get for Christmas." Me: "Fat."
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*Turn on radio* "Shine bright like a-" *Turns off radio*
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