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I swear to god, if I hear one more person say that they don`t know what easy mac is, I am going to cry.
Status By: anonymous
Dear parents,
We know money doesn`t grow on trees, so thats why we ask you!
Status By: anonymous
sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don`t want onions to think they`re ugly or something
Status By: anonymous
I say "it`s her loss" but deep down, I know it`s mine too.
Status By: Asad
Let me get this strait if the baby is still too small to have a heartbeat then its dead and not alive but can still grow? Does that mean a seed for a tree isn`t alive because it has no heartbeat. So that means all the trees we see are dead but still grow and all the humans we see are dead but yet they still grow? Then how is it that a trees life dies same with a humans but yet were at the start of our life were dead or as the doctors say "not alive yet." They always say its the mothers body her choice but shouldn`t that baby get to live because that`s its own body?
~Krystal Tharp
Status By: Krystal
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller” - Mario
Status By: Huguette
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Korea`s long range missiles.
Status By: Jamie
That awkward moment when you`re minding your own business making a milkshake, and suddenly all the boys show up in your yard.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you haven`t held a pencil in 2 months and you can`t write normally.
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That awkward moment when you`re typing without looking at the screen, then you look up and find out you haven`t typed a thing.
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