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Be with someone who won’t stay mad at you, who can’t stand not talking to you and who’s afraid of losing you.
Status By: anonymous
I wonder how long would it take a giraffe to throw up.
Status By: Yehia
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★   .   * ★  *  . ★  *   ★   ★  ★  * .  ★  * ★  * .  ★ . níght
★  *★ .*  ★  . ★ . ★ .★   ★    * swєєt   ★  * ★  *   ★   *  .  ★* *  . ★   ★  ★  * drєαms  ★.       . 
Status By: Johnny
Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, "This one time I ate a salad..."
Status By: Moinul
I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.
Status By: Moinul
Normal person flirting: "Hey sexy;)"
Me flirting: "If you were a potato... you`d be a good potato."
Status By: Moinul
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. :)
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when someone who always starts drama complains that they hate drama.
Status By: anonymous
Vending machines are so homophobic. I`m sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you.
Status By: anonymous
1. You can`t
2. You won`t
3. You don`t
Status By: anonymous

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