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You know you`re ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
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*Hear footsteps.* CRAP! *Shuts computer down, Pulls out earphones & Grabs book.* ... *Mom walks in* ME: "Hey mommy.."
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I Dance When my favorite song is on the radio!
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Everyone wants to fix shit when it`s too late.
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Boy: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Well, not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit door.
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AATCHOO! .......٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....... If you`re allergic to bullshit, drama, liars, and 2-faced people, LIKE to keep this sneeze going.
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I`m not saying I hate you,… I`m just saying if we were being chased by zombies, I would trip you.
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You haven`t experienced embarrassment until you`ve been caught taking a selfie.
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Me + vegetables = Error 404 Not Found.
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Like if you also have that one shampoo bottle thats always empty in your shower yet nobody throws it away.
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