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Hearing a camera shutter noise in a restroom can never be normal..
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When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write `WASH ME` on her face...
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Cover on: Too hot Cover off: Too cold One leg out: perfect Brain: you know what you haven`t thought of in a while? Monsters *Leg back in*
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"Dude, you were so drunk you kept falling over..." "No I wasn`t, I was breakdancing!"
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Italians always tell you they`re Italian within 12 seconds of meeting them.
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911: What`s your emergency? I said, "Two girls are fighting over me." "OK," she paused. "Well what`s the problem?" "The fat one`s winning."
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Friend: "Awwhh, someone needs a hug!" Me: "Don`t touch me."
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*Home alone* Thoughts = Partyy!!! Reality = Peeing with door open.
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent. -_-
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Me: mom its raining.. I can`t walk to school... Mom: Great so you could stay and help me clean the house! Me: I`ll run, BYE!
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