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And when you smile, the whole world stops & stares for a while... Cause girl, You got a little something stuck in your teeth ._.
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Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
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Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if I`m not... read this message again.
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Mom: "Do you have trouble making up your mind?" Me: "Nope" Me: "Hold up... Yeah i do.." Me: "Know what? I am not even sure"
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I do what I want, when I want, where I want. If my mom says it`s okay.
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Dear rappers: Please stop rhyming "cool" with "school," "knowledge" with "college," or "beat" with "street." Thanks, -Twitter
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I wonder if Asian people make their smileys like: ¦ ) ¦ ( ¦ D
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Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all like, "YO, Gurt!"...
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You know you`re really bored when you start to take a section of your hair and wrap it above your lips and pretend like you have a mustache.
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Officer: `Now say your abc`s` Me: `A B C D...` Officer: `Don`t sing them.` Me: `Shit..I`m going to jail`
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