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WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking."
Status By: anonymous
"DUUUUDEEEE, I just saw you on TV!!!" "Really!? OMG what channel!?" "On Animal Planet!"
Status By: anonymous
Voldermort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
Status By: anonymous
I`ve always wondered why "W" is called Double U when it`s clearly Double V...
Status By: anonymous
The Lazy Rule: Why Should I make the bed if I`m gonna sleep in it again?
Status By: anonymous
"If you fall, I`ll be there for you." - Floor
Status By: anonymous
My mom says I’ll be in less trouble if I tell the truth. When I Lie To My Mom & She Finds Out: Grounded. When I Tell The Truth: Grounded.
Status By: anonymous
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send £10 to me.
Status By: Ash Happy
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 92,748 times, you are a weather man.
Status By: Ash Happy
You have 3 choices in life: Watch things happen, make things happen or wonder what the hell happened.
Status By: anonymous


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