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Dear "cool people", They didn`t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds
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"Nobody listens to me...." - Yellow traffic light
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I wasn`t ignoring you. I had to walk my turtle...
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Some girls need to learn how to control their WHOREmones.
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I`ve always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you`re wondering why I`ve gathered you all here today."
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2 hour movie, 40 second sex scene... Guess which part your parents walk in onÂ…
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I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone.
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When I`m supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.
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"What if ______?" "That won`t happen!" "I said WHAT IF!"
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Some girls are tan and others look like they went swimming into a pool of Doritos.
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