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Leaning to the sides when playing car race games, thinking it will make a difference.
Status By: Bruno
"How old is your baby?" "36 months." WHY CAN`T YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS OLD?!
Status By: anonymous
*washing hands* *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOO!
Status By: anonymous
That annoying voice your mom uses when she`s talking to babies.
Status By: anonymous
Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.
Status By: anonymous
How I see two inches :
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How my hair-dresser sees two inches :
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Status By: anonymous
American presidents: ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻
Status By: anonymous
Dear "cool people", They didn`t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds
Status By: anonymous
"Nobody listens to me...." - Yellow traffic light
Status By: anonymous
I wasn`t ignoring you. I had to walk my turtle...
Status By: anonymous


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