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BAD GUYS IN MOVIES: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved." (-_-)
Status By: anonymous
"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you told me to give you a ride home... the party was at your house.
Status By: anonymous
That "oh f*ck!" moment when you lean back a little to far in your chair and then gravity takes over.
Status By: anonymous
If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze, you can always just say "bacca"afterwords..
Status By: anonymous
Dear everyone, always remember that when you fall, I`ll pick you up. But just AFTER I finish laughing.
Status By: anonymous
I`ve decided that I`m not going to focus on my past if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
Status By: anonymous
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Status By: anonymous
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Status By: anonymous
Explain How 300 People Can Be Working At Wal-Mart But Only 4 Registers Open With Huge Ass Lines.!`
#Really -__-
Status By: Charlie
I would beat you up, but that would be animal abuse.
Status By: Bruno

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