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"But mom... what if I get kidnapped?" `Trust me, they will bring you back.` Me: -_-
Status By: anonymous
When you forget the name of something when you`re about to ask for it: "Can you pass me that thing?" "what thing?" "THAT THING!
Status By: anonymous
We all have a family member who think they`re a professional photographer :P
Status By: anonymous
Getting caught in those, "it`s not what it looks like" moments. -_-
Status By: anonymous
what do i do when i see someone extremely sexy: i stare, i smile, and when i get tired i put the mirror down ;)
Status By: anonymous
Mom, I`m going out" "With friends?" "No, with people I hate."
Status By: anonymous
I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "
Status By: anonymous
Make the little things count. Teach midgets math.
Status By: anonymous
WHERE YOUR PHONE DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU DROP IT: 2% where you dropped it,4% 5 feet away from you, 94% Into another dimension never to be seen again!!
Status By: Lexie
Things I do when I have to study: 1% = study. 99% = tell people I have to study.
Status By: anonymous


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