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I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone
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That time late at night where you find everything hilarious. *sees a pencil* "Look! It`s a pencil! HAHAHAHAHAH"
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I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like "do you have a bathroom?" no. I just pee in the bushes outside
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If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentines Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink..hehe
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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Telling a blonde joke to a blonde, and them not getting it, is the funniest thing possible.
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Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
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Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
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When People say, "When I was little I..." And I`m just sitting there awkwardly like, "I still do that..."
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*Age 8* "Go to Bed." "NOOOO !" *Age 18* "Get Up." "NOOOOOO.!"
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