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"Quick, everyone act natural!" *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever.*
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That awkward moment when you drop something and you go to pick it up and you drop it again and again.
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Sleepover fact: The later it becomes, the more truth comes out. ;)
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"I wasn`t that drunk!" "Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.."
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Cop: "When`s your birthday?" Drunk Teen: "September 25." Cop: "What year?" Drunk Teen: "Every year!"
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It is really rude to talk while I`m interrupting.
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Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
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That awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
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Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.
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