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I like Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it`s easier that way.
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Me: "I`m cold" Guys: "Shut up and stop complaining", Hot Girl: "I`m cold" Guys: "I`m so sorry! Take my jacket!!!! Are you warm now?"
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Dear Table, WHAT have i EVER DONE to YOU!!! Sincerely, Human that hit their toe.
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My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I`m usually the one coming up with the ideas.
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| Shower = 2% Wash Body | 3% Wash Hair | 95% Contemplate Life |
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Friend: "Omg, your parents are so nice!" ... You: "It`s because you`re here."
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BEFORE b-e-f-o-r-e not "B4" we speak english not bingo.
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Well SOMEONE had extra sugar on their bitch-flakes this morning!!”
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I need to stop being so e̶m̶o̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ SEXY
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In every cinema, there`s always that awkward couple kissing in the corner and I`m just there like "uhm.. i like my popcorn."
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