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Mom: "YOU`RE GROUNDED." Me: "Psh. Fine I don`t care." Mom: "Give me your phone then." Me: "OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU."
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friend: HEY YOU`RE BLOCKING THE VIEW! me: I am the view.
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*walk upstairs* "why did i come up here?" *walk downstairs* "oh that`s right..." *walk back upstairs*
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Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls all day.
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Pulling out gum at school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center.
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When people ask me, `Plz` because it`s shorter than `Please`, I tell them `No` because it`s shorter than `Yes`.
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A friend of mine asked me, "What`s Obama`s last name?"...who wants to guess her hair color?
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I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora or sitting in silence whilst she stares at you.
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lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. Like if you get it.
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*Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* O_O Me: "I am the chosen one..."
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