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I hate when I`m trying to sleep & my mind says- You know what`s a great movie? Paranormal activity.
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That awkward moment when you don’t want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.
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"What`s today?" "Wednesday." "No, I mean like, the number."
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"What if ______?"
"That won`t happen!"
"I said WHAT IF!"
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WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT- 5% Calmly getting a new one & 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!
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"I wasn`t that drunk." "Bro you destroyed my moms garden while yelling, "F**k Farmville!"
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Dear Monsters Inc, Well this is awkward ... Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia..
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Dear Police Officer, I swear I`m not drunk. I was just walking like Captain Jack Sparrow. Sincerely, Pirate Enthusiast.
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"Bro, she just called you RIhanna!" "Oh hell no, hold my umbrella ela ela eh eh eh!"
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Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son, is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! - Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*
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