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Mom: "Come here right now!" Me: "NO!" Mom: "1..." Me: "Pssh, like that`ll work." Mom: "2..." Me: "Oh shit, I`m coming!"
Status By: anonymous
Lazy Rules #1:The farther away the remote is, the more you like what`s already on TV.
Status By: anonymous
hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
Status By: anonymous
I don`t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
Status By: anonymous
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! This is a test this is only a test. If this had been a real emergency I would be running around screaming like a lunatic.
Status By: Victoria
I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I`d also like all this invisible shit...
Status By: anonymous
No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
Status By: anonymous
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat
Status By: anonymous
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we`d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They`d reveal their majestic ways.
Status By: anonymous


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