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You call me 3 times, I ignore it. *UNKNOWN CALL.* Who the fuck you trying to fool?! LOL.
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"WHY?!" "Because I said so!" Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
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"Can I use your phone to call my mom?" "Yeah, just hit redial." ;)
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You Know You`re Drunk When You cut pineapples yelling "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU`RE IN THERE..."
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You Know You`re Drunk When you ask your girlfriend if she was single...
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You Know You`re Drunk When you blend YOUR iPhone saying "I WANT APPLE JUICE"
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Dear Lord Voldemort, all you have to do is LIE. Sincerely, Pinochio.
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Dear movie watcher, Your parents are about to walk in. Sincerely, here comes the only sex scene in this movie.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn`t know her first name was Always.
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Typical Pingpong Game: 5% playing Pingpong. 95% chasing the Ball around the room
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