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The awkward moment when you`re blackberry battery lasts longer than most peoples relationships these days..
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.
Status By: anonymous
The awkward moment when you`re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you`re so hilarious.
Status By: anonymous
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?
Status By: Raghad
"Quick, pretend you`re sleeping!" never gets old.
Status By: anonymous
When life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes.
Status By: anonymous
i wasn`t ignoring you, i had to go walk my turtle
Status By: anonymous
Never tell a girl to calm down. It just makes her more angry.
Status By: anonymous
My Definition of a clean room- a clear path from the door to my bed
Status By: anonymous
I`m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Status By: anonymous


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