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Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.
Status By: anonymous
Buy a ship, name it relation, now you have a relationship.
Status By: anonymous
Dear Dora, How do you get that t-shirt to fit over your head? Sincerely, Thats physically impossible.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Status By: anonymous
I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
Status By: anonymous
"Dude! He just called you a thief!" "Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!"
Status By: anonymous
"FBI, open the door!" "What`s the password?!"
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Never trust anyone who says; ``I`m not supposed to tell anyone but…``
Status By: anonymous
This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
Status By: anonymous
Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
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