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A Toyota Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... but I can only walk so fast.
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WHERE YOUR PEN DISAPPEARS WHEN U DROP IT: 3% Right where u dropped it, 5% 10 feet away from u, 92% Into another dimension never to be seen.
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Spongebob: "How long have I been ugly?!" Patrick: "As long as I can remember."
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I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they are like: "Hey what are you doing here?"..I`m like, "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
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*washing hands* - *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOO!
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A recent study shows that 90% of women don`t like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don`t like women...
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"Quick, everyone act natural!" *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever.*
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That awkward moment when you drop something and you go to pick it up and you drop it again and again.
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Sleepover fact: The later it becomes, the more truth comes out. ;)
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"I wasn`t that drunk!" "Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.."
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