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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
Status By: anonymous
Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.
Status By: anonymous
If Pocahontas & the smurfs had babies... the result would be Avatar.
Status By: anonymous
My boyfriend asked me to send him dirty pics.. so I sent him pictures of dishes.
Status By: Parminder
The awkward moment when your identical twin calls you ugly.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when your tattoo artist says "oops"
Status By: anonymous
My parents say I have ADHD, I don`t what the hell they are tal- LOOK IT`S A BIRD!
Status By: Jenny
"Mom...I`m bored" "Ok, if you`re so bored why don`t you clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when 2 people are taking your picture at the same time and you don`t know which camera to look at
Status By: anonymous

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