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That awkward moment when you enter and elevator, u wait a while it opens again and someone comes in, you realize your on the same floor -.-
Status By: Yeoun Jun
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
Status By: anonymous
I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
Status By: anonymous
That Awkward moment when you look and your best friend is bent down and her granny panties are showing.
Status By: Kaitlyn
That moment when You give someone the the silent treatment because you are mad at them & they don`t even notice.
Status By: anonymous
`Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words.
Status By: anonymous
"Hey, can I borrow a pen?" *Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?*
Status By: anonymous
"Textaphrenia - thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message." I have this.
Status By: anonymous
"You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
Status By: anonymous
*Someone follows you on Twitter* YAY, a new follower! , *Someone follows you in real life* HOLY SH*T A STALKER
Status By: anonymous

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