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That awkward moment when your child tells you that you and Santa use the same gift wrap.
Status By: Maripi
SON OF A B....iisscuutt...Hey mom.
Status By: John
Like my status or Chuck Norris will find you and bang your head into the keyboard.
(Kid) I hate this status and Chuck Norris is a jhfjhdhgjhgjjkfdhgfhghudihjgfjjdshkjfsjkds
Status By: Curtis
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Status By: anonymous
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
Status By: anonymous
Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
Status By: anonymous
Me- I got an A+! Mom- WTF, well done! Me- Do you know what WTF means? Mom- "Well That`s Fantastic!"
Status By: anonymous
Teacher: "Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?" Boy:" Easy, stop imagining."
Status By: anonymous
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
Status By: anonymous
There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can`t
Status By: anonymous

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