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That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.
Status By: anonymous
Dear ‘K’, you should get arrested for killing conversations.
Status By: anonymous
That one friend you have that always says "I`m never drinking again." after a party.
Status By: anonymous
For my mom, every MP3 player is iPod!
Status By: GiGa
the awkward moment when your dancing in your room and you forgot to shut the door and peoples watching you from the couch.
Status By: Chad
WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ....*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ....*Silence*.... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants*
Status By: anonymous
Dear people who write on the bathroom stalls; i don`t care who you "heart." sincerely, just trying to pee.
Status By: anonymous
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
Status By: anonymous
I`m going to open a store next to Forever 21 and call it Finally 22.
Status By: anonymous
Every year: Wow I was so stupid last year.
Status By: anonymous

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