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I advise you, don`t mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words ;)
Status By: anonymous
Pressing a toy that says `TRY ME` at the store and it wont stop, So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward monent when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself
Status By: anonymous
At my house, multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when your child tells you that you and Santa use the same gift wrap.
Status By: Maripi
SON OF A B....iisscuutt...Hey mom.
Status By: John
Like my status or Chuck Norris will find you and bang your head into the keyboard.
(Kid) I hate this status and Chuck Norris is a jhfjhdhgjhgjjkfdhgfhghudihjgfjjdshkjfsjkds
Status By: Curtis
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Status By: anonymous
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
Status By: anonymous
Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
Status By: anonymous

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