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I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
Status By: anonymous
"Dude! He just called you a thief!" "Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!"
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"FBI, open the door!" "What`s the password?!"
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Never trust anyone who says; ``I`m not supposed to tell anyone but…``
Status By: anonymous
This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
Status By: anonymous
Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
Status By: anonymous
The lazy rule: Can`t reach what I dropped.. don`t need it.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you`re talking to your friend on the phone & then your phone rings, realizing your call got cut out.
Status By: anonymous
That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo.
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