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We all know someone who desperately needs a haircut.
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Bringing your pet over to a mirror and being like "That`s you."
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I liked you until you farted and turned the MUSIC up like it was gonna cover the smell.
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Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
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I went out with a girl who`s a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months.
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I`ve been told I have a face for photoshop.
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Facebook account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account!
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I think it`s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they`re scared. I`m like... you idiot, that`s the first place monsters go!
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Boss: We need you to do a drug test... Me: Great! Which drugs am I testing?
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Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
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