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Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you`ve had enough to eat. Date your grandma.
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my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.
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I get jealous over the stupidest things sometimes.

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I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror & thought... "Wait, this looks nice."..
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How does Nasa organize a party?

They planet.
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Job applications be like: "If you`re on the job & John looks sad what do you do?"
Nigga i turn around and do my work..... fuck john
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to watch animal planet, he might see his ex there. .
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#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo spray axe in public, I`ve seen the commercials, those hoes come out of nowhere.
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I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
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What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
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