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"I wasn`t that drunk!" Dude you walked up to a truck and whisper "I know your secret..... Optimus Prime"
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Twenty years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please, don`t let Kevin Bacon die.
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I`m a huge fan of 50 Cent or as he`s known in Zimbabwe.. Four hundred million dollars
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Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
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Forgetting to bring your phone to the toilet when you`re going to poop is like forgetting to bring a gun to war.
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Me: "Hurry, give me a shoe to kill the spider!" *Friend gives me my shoe* "No BITCH not MY shoe!"
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Every time i see a hitch-hiker i just pretend that they`re trying to tell me i`m doing a great driving job.
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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear to help them ignore the shit out of you.
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My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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