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Why Black People think you`ll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve"
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Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female over reaction.
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I don`t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I`d drink it
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

A: Your Honor.
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What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day!
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remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
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*spends $7.00*
"Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"
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I`m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
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me: *calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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