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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them.
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Forgetting to bring your phone to the toilet is like forgetting to bring a gun to war.
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Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don`t let the balloon touch the floor."
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That scary moment when a little kids say "I`m going to tell on you!" -__-
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You`re so full of sh!t, Toilets are jealous.
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That "oh shit!" moment when you lean back a little to far in your chair and then gravity takes over!
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My mom always says, If you don`t have anything nice to say, don`t say anything at all..now you know why I don`t talk to you!
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My girlfriend told me I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman... what a Joker.
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Spongebob: "Patrick, you`re a genius!" Patrick: "Don`t genius live in a lamp?"
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I hate it when I meow at cats and they don`t meow back. Unbelievably rude.
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