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my grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder
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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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person: calm down
me: I was calm but now i`m going to throw this entire desk at you
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Me: *Looking at old pictures*

Me: Did I seriously look like this all the time and no one told me?
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Me: Can I have $5?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 2008?
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Why Black People think you`ll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve"
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Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female over reaction.
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I don`t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I`d drink it
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

A: Your Honor.
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What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day!
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