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We all have 10 fingers.
INDEX to point out,
RING for marriage,
THUMBS for approval,
PINKIES for swears,
and the MIDDLE one is just for YOU!
Status By: anonymous
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Status By: anonymous
"Did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got into a fight with the lawnmower and the lawnmower won."
Status By: anonymous
When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
Status By: anonymous
Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed," selfish bastards!
Status By: anonymous
hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project
Status By: anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
Status By: anonymous
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
Status By: Dorian
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
Status By: Dorian
Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
Status By: Dorian


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