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12 years of school and I`m still not sure if it`s “grey” or “gray”
Status By: anonymous
Me: Hey close the door.

Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*

Me: *dying whale noise*
Status By: anonymous
Success is like pregnancy, everyone congratulates you but no one knows how many times you`ve been screwed to get there.
Status By: Dorian
Whoever said "money doesnt grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
Status By: anonymous
True friends don`t judge each other. They judge other people together.
Status By: anonymous
Getting caught in one of those, "It`s not what it looks like" moments.
Status By: anonymous
Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn`t any." Me: I know! That`s how far behind I am
Status By: anonymous
I forgot to turn off my SWAG before I went to sleep yesterday. I woke up homeless and working at McDonalds.
Status By: anonymous
Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
Status By: anonymous
I want to steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a doughnut truck on the news.
Status By: anonymous


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