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I want to steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a doughnut truck on the news.
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`Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked...`
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If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
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I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.
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Right before I die I`m going to say "I left a million dollars in the......"
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My girlfriend told me I`m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!
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Sober, we don`t know each other. Drunk, we are best friends.
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Drake is the type of guy that cries when he reads "drake the type of guy" tweets.
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Having a 20 items or less express lane at WalMart is pointless when your customers dont know how to count.
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Officer: How high are you? Drunk: No officer its Hi, how are you?
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