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That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M`s...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.
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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good.
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Scientists say the universe is made up of: protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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"Low Battery, connect charger"
Um, you`re a smart phone, connect your damn self!"
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If you put headphones in your nose and play music, your mouth will turn into a speaker.
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Everyone has that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
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My favorite part of attending a Marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry
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Thug life? More like hug life. Come here
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"i need to stop," i whispered as i clicked next episode.
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