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Hey Arnold is probably Stewie`s real father.
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It`s so sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we`re still in the top 10.
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Dogs: YOU`RE HOME! OMG I LOVE YOU!
Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I`ll be on the couch.
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Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.
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horoscope: yes he knows you like him and no he doesn`t care
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remember gotye?

now he’s just somebody that we used to know
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GPS says "arrival time". I see "Time to beat".
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Message to all Funeral Directors: tie the deceased persons shoelaces together! At least that way during the zombie apocalypse we have a head start and a few laughs!
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That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M`s...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.
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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good.
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