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Who else asks their parents for help on their math homework and after five minutes you`re like, "f-ck, I`ll do it alone!" ?
Status By: anonymous
Dear Teachers: When you repeat the same thing the same way a billion times, it`s not helping me understand it better at all.
Status By: anonymous
Teacher- Did you finish your homework?
Student- I was all over that homework like a fat kid on a smartie.
Status By: Fiona
Dear Grades, get well soon... I heard you were down. Sincerely, failing student.
Status By: anonymous
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Me: 4 Books. Teacher: Now I`ll ask you a tough one 1,789,365 Books + 23,678 Books…? Me: LIBRARY.
Status By: anonymous
Mom: What did you learn in school today? Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
Status By: anonymous
"YES MOM I DID IT!"... *Runs off to do it before she finds out you didn`t*
Status By: anonymous
Step one: Take out homework. Step two: Reward self with two hours of internet for making it that far.
Status By: anonymous
Science Class: 1% learning. 99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff.
Status By: anonymous
WHAT I DO IN SCHOOL: 5% Pay attention. 12% Play with a pencil. 21% Check people out. 62% Daydream of what I could be doing if I wasnt there.
Status By: anonymous


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