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Dear people, Remember outside? Sincerely, the Internet.
Status By: anonymous
I hate it when websites ask, "Are you human?" Well, no, I`m obviously a T-Rex.
Status By: anonymous
I like Super Mario, He`s like "I`m maaarrio, I`m a italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican"
Status By: anonymous
Life is too short to remove the USB safely.
Status By: anonymous
What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
Status By: anonymous
PROGRAM (pro`-gram)
[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one`s input into error messages.
Status By: Ayobamidele
You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born when completing on-line forms.
Status By: Chyna
Sleep is for people with no internet connection.
Status By: anonymous
2010: Doodle Jump. 2011: Angry Birds. 2012: Temple Run.
Status By: anonymous
Most teenagers want drugs, alcohol and sex. Honestly, all I want is a fast internet connection.
Status By: anonymous


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