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3 year old me: OMG dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Me today: OMG dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
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Sometimes when I lay in bed at night... I push the sides of my pillow up to my face and pretend I`m a taco.
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Reasons why I`m fat:
1) I eat when I`m bored.
2) I`m bored all the time.
Status By: anonymous
One does not simply order Subway without saying "ummm".
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You know you`re bored when all you do is eat.
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
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I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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When my fridge is empty so is my heart.
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Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
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If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have?
Happiness.
John has happiness.
Status By: anonymous


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