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Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
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I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
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I will spend $40 on food but won`t buy a $40 shirt
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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about mcdonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
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Me: I`m so full omg I`m not gonna eat for days........... Me: Are those brownies?
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You don`t know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.
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*sees a pic of a skinny person*

*inspired for 11 seconds*
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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there`s no milk, so you sit there wondering why bad things happen to good people.
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Dear family, thanks for putting an empty box of cereal back in the cabinet. Now I can have disappointment for breakfast.
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That depressing moment when you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too.
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