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Weight loss tip: Don`t eat so much, you fat piece of shit.
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Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul.
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Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks: Why don’t you eat all the food?
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Blood is thicker then water, but maple syrup is thicker then blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
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I drank a Red Bull, so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off your trees let me know.
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My favorite drink is the next one.
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wish my wallet was as fat as my thighs
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lets play a game called you bring me food and I eat it
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You can`t buy happiness... But you can buy scotch, and that`s pretty damn close.
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pizza is the only love triangle I want
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