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*goes out of room*
*grabs food*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
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Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes them because when you make your own, you anticipate its taste and become less hungry for it.
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If you eat 2 bananas it gives you enough energy for an intense 90 minute work out or 40 minute sexual intercourse.
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pizza won`t divorce you
pizza won`t betray you
pizza won`t cheat on you
pizza won`t fight with you

why don`t people just marry pizza
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
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The most effective cure for a hangover is drinking a banana milkshake.
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Dear food either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat!
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When something says "edible" and I thinks it says "eat-a-ble" #lmao
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That sad moment When you get home and find out somebody ate the food you was thinking about all day
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