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If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who`s side would you turn your back to?
Status By: anonymous
Your girlfriend is gonna consider killing you a few times a week. That`s how you know it`s real love.
Status By: anonymous
There`s a huge difference between treating your girl right and just being whipped.
Status By: anonymous
Note to self: When you`re talking to a female always remember that you`re also talking to her friends via screenshots.
Status By: anonymous
A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”
Status By: Haim
Every time me winning an argument ,
She changes the topic :D
Status By: Rich
If you go on a date and make her pay for herself you`ve failed as a man.
Status By: anonymous
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
Status By: anonymous
Girls will have 30 unread texts and still post "Nobody to talk to"
Status By: anonymous
If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham, & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she`ll make you a sandwich
Status By: anonymous
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