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Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
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Ladies... You can`t wear animal print and be bigger than the animal.
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Status that only guys could relate to: *fake punch*, *fake punch*, *bang!*...omg sorry..
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(҂`_´) Not This Time BITCH
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,/﹋╯. He`s TAKEN !
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Women aren’t complex. Theoretical Quantum Physics is complex. The politics in Game of Thrones are complex. Women are just unpredictable.
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Wife: Look at that Drunker! Hubby: Who is he? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected. Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. .
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Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
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Just because it’s called make-up, it doesn’t mean it’s supposed to make-up 99% of your face!
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*no one is home* time to cook with no pants on
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Girl: "All boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.
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